{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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