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Jahnstadion is a multi-use stadium in Göttingen, Germany, and the largest of its kind in the city. It is used mostly for football matches and serves as the home of the RSV Göttingen 05. The stadium holds 17,000 people.
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Vakkola is a village in Askola municipality in Eastern Uusimaa, Finland. It is located 5 kilometers northeast of Monninkylä along the Porvoo River, just a couple of kilometers from Askola's church village. In 2009, the Finnish Heritage Agency classified Vakkola village as a national cultural heritage site of national significance.
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Okutono Domain , also known as Okudono, was a feudal domain under the Tokugawa shogunate of Edo period Japan, located in Kamo District and Nukata Districts of Mikawa Province, and in Saku District, Shinano Province, Japan. The domain was also known as Ogyū Domain and later known as Tanoguchi Domain and Tatsuoka Domain . The ruling family was the Ogyū-Matsudaira clan.
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